RULES"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment here on my blog with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.When you're finished leaving your comment, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you! "
posted by BarbaraMG at Monday, December 12, 2005
11 Comments:
Remember that time when......we went out to the mall and spoke in fake accents all day? How many shopkeepers asked us where we were from? You did a mean Korean accent and it went great with your Hot pink satin slip on mules.
That was fun.
Remember when you and I nicked out to the back of the school yard for a smoke and I said I didn't want to inhale it because smoking is bad and you said that it tastes like eating a fire or licking an ashtray and we both just stubbed out the cigarettes and went back to class and decided we'd make pretty poor rebels?
Oh how we laughed.
Oh Barb, do you remember the night you and I went to Wal-Mart, we shopped so long my feet hurt. On the way home I had to pee really bad so we stopped on the side of the road. Do you remember me screaming and falling down when that armadillo ran out of the bushes. You laughed so hard you peed your pants! Was that a blast or what?
That was you, right?
Do you remember the time you served Kool-Aid at dinner, but told us that it was a fancy wine? You were being facetious, but we believed you. Everyone was talking about the quality and pretending they were wine experts, making comments about the bouquet and the vintage. After a few glasses we started acting tipsy. Finally, you revealed the truth about the drink. Chagrined, we ate the rest of the meal in total silence. Best Thanksgiving Ever.
Oopseedaisee - I learned that Korean accent from my brother who is actually Korean. We have always suspected my mom of cheating on my dad bit nobody has ever said anything. We are all still a little confused as to why he has the Korean accent when he has only ever lived in Canada.
Jezzy - Ha! I had forgotten all about that! I now belong to a group to ban smoking from every public place in Canada.
Wanda - I do remember that because I ruined a brand new pair of leather pants! They are still in my closet because I can't bring myself to throw out a pair of $600 pants.
Andrew - That was so funny. I considered just keeping it to myself but it was much funnier to humiliate all of you. Lynn and Brian have not spoken to me since then. Oh well you didn't like them anyway did you?
Remember the time when we went to the cinema to see some awful movie, i can't remember which...something to do with some teenage girl who's ugly as hell but who ends up with the man of her dreams who turns out to be the step brother of the school prom queen that everybody hates...anyway, we went to see that and we were so drunk that we got enraged by the crap film that we threw popcorn and our shoes at the screen.
then we were removed from the cinema by some lovely security guards
oh the fun we had!
Remember the time we went bar hopping and the last bar we stopped at turned out to be a gay strip bar?
do you remember when we went out to dinner and sat in the backseat of the limo and put the windows down and mooned all the cars going by..??
David - How could I forget. I lost my favourite pair of shoes that night. Well, one of the pair of my favourite shoes. Damn.
JJ - I still adore ABBA and they are one of my favourite groups. Since then I have learned the words to Fernando so maybe we can do it again next Halloween!
Adrienne - Do I ever! That is the first and last time another women grabbed my tush!
Colleen - My ass had mosquito bites on it. Serves me right I suppose but I would do it again. :)
I'll never forget the opportunity you gave me with the walk-on role in your last movie. Thanks to you, my career has finally taken off and I'm so looking forward to seeing where you chose to put your Oscar. :)
Oh Leslie now everyone knows that I am actaully Demi Moore and not some unknown single mom working full-time.
So now you all know. I am Demi Moore.
Or not.
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