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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

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For My Women Readers
I was going to write about how much it sucks having my period. (Yeah, yeah. Too much info. It's my blog. Get over it.) Anyway, as always I was going to post a picture and this is what I found when I did a search under "period cramps". WTF? Could I hate
this woman anymore? I think not. What is that falling from the sky? Why is she lifting her hands in such a joyous response? Could she be any thinner? Where is the bloating and pimples? Why is she is a such good mood. Why oh why is she wearing white pants?
This is picture is how I look
at this time of the month and I would like to snap Happy Woman in two.
(One last thing. Is it just me or are Happy Woman's hand enormous?)


Anonymous Lujza said...

ha ha ha....I hate her too!

At least you have well stocked cupboards...for um...your bleeding and all! ;D

9:53 p.m.  
Blogger kelly said...

Kill her! She looks like she starves herself anyway, and probably stopped menstruating years ago. Hence, the white pants.

12:23 a.m.  
Anonymous PBS said...

She's probably high on pain-killers.

4:43 a.m.  
Anonymous LauraJ said...

she could probably wrap those hands all the way around her own waist!
she needs a bitch slap

7:54 a.m.  
Blogger Hillary said...

yup, I hate her, too! I much prefer the picture of the... what the heck IS that, anyway, on your blog! That's closer to how I feel, anyway! Haha!

Oh, and previous commenters - Hilarious!!!

10:52 a.m.  
Blogger thequeen said...

You are too hilarious!!!! She is so happy because she isn't REALLY on her period! And yes her hands are enormous!

1:37 p.m.  
Blogger One-Ripe-Tomato said...


About once every four months I lock myself up, don't answer the door or phone because I don't trust myself when it's THAT time and the darndest thing is that I forget when that fourth month is approaching until I've started going nuts for no sound reason.

I'm normally a really laid back gal but look out when its my turn to howl.

9:30 p.m.  
Blogger sharon said...

AS IF she has her period! "Oh, look at me in my white pants, with my six pack abs, and my freakishly large hands! I just LOOOOOVE getting my period!" Uh hu. Sure lady!

9:58 a.m.  
Anonymous Leslie said...

I heard an awesome rant the other day on the radio by a woman who had just discovered one of the pad manufacturers had started putting "helpful advice" on their inner packaging on how to have a happy period. Happy period? Puh-lease. i doubt they employ one single woman.

6:24 p.m.  
Blogger deni said...

I wantsome of whatever she is on.

No, better yet, it might me feel better to just knock her teeth out.

11:28 a.m.  

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