Thursday, November 30, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Scut Farkas. What a rotten name. He had yellow eyes! Yellow eyes! So help me god he had yellow eyes!
Friday, November 24, 2006
Me- Yes! Do you know what will happen if it falls?!
Me- Yes! And then what happens?!
Monday, November 20, 2006
1. Hops on chair
2. Hops from chair to table.
3. From table to counter.
4. Along counter.
5. I tell him "No!"
6. I put him on floor.
7. He runs around and hops back on chair.
8. This repeats 12, 000, 000 times/daily.
9. I put him away in his crate that he thinks is a torture chamber where he cries and freaks out until I let him out again.
1. He wants milk.
That Cat is no longer sane. He will do anything in his power to get milk. He knows he gets one spoon at night on a little plate. This is not good enough. If I just move my body and I look like I am going to the kitchen he runs and tries to trip (kill) me on the way. Try as I might to be stealth and sneaky he has become smarter than I.
One day you will come to this blog and you will no longer find me. It will be because Norbert won.
(I know cats should not drink milk but he has been having it since he was a kitten and it has never bothered him with the exception of making him rotund.)
Please go over and say congratulations to Kelly. She just had a sweet and perfect baby girl. Kelly is my oldest blogging friend but I have no idea how we met! She had started a blog for her son called "Letters to Jake" when he was just a newborn and I have been tuning into this friend and stranger ever since.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Friday, November 17, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
I have injured by shoulder and it damn well hurts. I have gone to the Osteopath but it still hurts.
Oh yes. I have a damn Pap tomorrow. Joy. I hate that. You feel all creepy and gross for the rest of the day.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Thursday, November 09, 2006
2] What color is your mailbox? Silver
3] Are you available? Single but not really looking right now.
4] Have you ever hit a deer? No. I would feel terrible if I did!
5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Depends which way I drive home.
6] Do you get the paper delivered to your house in the morning? No. I have a "No newspapers" rule. I read it online.
8] Do you have a small driveway? No.
12] Do you enjoy fighting with people? No. I avoid it.
13] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Kinda kinky.
14] Who was your kindergarten teacher? Ms. Sandison.
15] Are you taller than your mother? Yes
16] Do you have a favorite word? "Mmmnnnyup" (It means Yes)
19] Do you have a deep dark secret? Yes.
21] Does anything hurt on your body right now? My right shoulder. (going to the Osteopath tomorrow)
24] Do you get mad easily? No.
25] What is your biggest pet peeve? Bullying.
26] What is your away message? That is something to do with instant messaging right? I don't do that,
27] Do any of your friends have kids? Yes
28] Who should pay on the first date? Both parties.
29] How many years older than you are you willing to date? 10 years.
30] Do you have any friends? Again. What kind of question is that?
31] Do you have any mean friends? I used to. They go in the "I don't care to be treated this way. Goodbye" pile.
33] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? lol Yes.
34] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff? Yeah I suppose.
35] Do you itch your ears? I guess so.
36] What brand are the pant/jeans you are wearing right now? Santana (Work clothes)
38]What is the closest green object? Green pen.
39] What is on your feet? socks and slippers. (I am freezing!)
40] Do you like watermelon? Lately watermelon has tasted like crap but if it is organic and picked at the right time it is delicious!
41] Do you want to have kids? I have kids and would like more.
42] What is the brightest color you are wearing? Wearing all dark blue (again, work clothes.)
44] What is your mothers middle name? May (same as mine and my daughter's)
46] Do you like your dad? I adore him.
47] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Little House on the Prairie, Seinfeld & I love Lucy.
49]Do you have a tattoo? Yes. Snoopy & Woodstock on my ankle
50] Do you know how to draw? No.
52] Who did you last IM? See # 26.
54] What do you do when you are stressed out? Sleep or EFT.
55] Who was the last person to call you? My mom.
56] Is there anything you regret? Yes.
57] Do you know where your family name originated from? Germany.
58] Is there an animal that creeps you out? Millipedes.
59] What was the last thing you did for fun? It is a terrible thing to say I can't remember.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Boy W- "The hamster?"